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Jack Black is so nice to the crew. He knows everyone's name. It must be really great to shoot a movie that he's in.

It seems like everyone had fun making this new Jumanji

"That's right, I'm ready to... kill some men" is something Karen Gillan said in her delightfully incomprehensible accent on Jack Black's YouTube just now

Jablinski Games is the only good YouTube channel

Someone explain what "ProJared" is to me and why it's bad now. Thanks.

WHY WON'T FEDILAB POST THE POLL THAT IT LETS ME COMPOSE

Tried mitarashi dango tonight. They're little mochi-esque cakes coated in a sweet glaze made from soy sauce. It was initially repulsive in its bizarreness, but I came around to it. Sort of like eating a barbecue sauce flavored chewy candy.

Teachers are terrifyingly unaware of technology and of internet culture that some of the adults in this grad school class just tried to tell me that a teenager learned to say something "triggered" him from a guidance counselor. I had to almost-yell at them that he definitely learned it from memes made by Nazis.

Podcast day, come get it

"None of us has ever seen the TV program 24 and now you can hear us discuss it for one full human hour." -@jeff

weaponizedlanguage.com/hack-th

I’m sorry. The old Taylor can’t come to the phone right now.

Why?

...Oh!

‘Cuz she’s dead!

Turns out my bad hip was fucking ARTHRITIS all along!!

"Women are people who don't want to be harangued" vs. "I'm so lonely I might die from not kissing"

I'm listening to Who Killed Amanda Palmer? so you know it must be dire

Sad as in unhappy but also sad as in pathetic

BORN TO SNEEZE
WORLD IS A CHOO
Allergy Season 1989
I am gesundheit
410,757,864,530 USED TISSUES

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